MY OWN DAMN MANUAL - CHAPTER ONE

HAVE YOU EVER REALLY SAT AND WONDERED TO YOURSELF, “WHAT IN THE FUCK…I MEAN REALLY…WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING”?

I DO THIS ON A SOME WHAT CONSISTENT BASIS.  IS THERE A MANUAL TO THIS SHIT?  A REAL PLACE TO GET THE 411 ON HOW TO GET THINGS RIGHT? 

I KNOW, I KNOW…BE GOOD, DO GOOD, ETC ETC…BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST?  

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'VE DONE THAT…AND CONTINUE TO DO THAT AND YOU’RE STILL SITTING WONDERING TO YOURSELF, “WHAT IN THE FUCK…”?

HERE IS MY ATTEMPT TO BE A BEACON OF HOPE OR SOME SHIT FOR MY READERS. 

YOUR KIDS DRIVING YOU UP THE FRICKIN’ WALL?  

YOU’RE SINGLE AND DATING IS WORSE THAN YOUR ANNUAL MAMMOGRAM? 

YOU’RE DOWN AND OUT AND NO WHERE NEAR BEVERLY HILLS? 

I AM ON A MISSION TO ANSWER ALL THESE THAT MAKE US ASK,”WHAT IN THE FUCK…”. 

I KEEP SAYING, “THERE IS NO MANUAL”.  WELL, FUCK THAT!  I’M GONNA START WRITING ONE.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO START – EXCEPT FROM RIGHT HERE.

CHAPTER ONE:

YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING MANUAL.  YOU CAN EITHER HATE IT OR LOVE IT.  YOU CAN FIGHT IT OR HAVE FUN WITH IT.  FOR NOW, HERE IS THE BEGINNING OF MY OWN DAMN MANUAL.

THE RULES AND CONSTRAINTS PUT ON YOU (OR SINCE THIS IS MY MANUAL I SHOULD START USING, ‘me’!!) ARE USUALLY THERE BECAUSE WE PUT THEM ON OURSELVES.  TIME TO STOP HOLDING MYSELF BACK…YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT DOING THE SAME.

THERE IS MORE TO COME ON ALL OF THIS…JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD START WITH THE FIRST PART ASAP!