Form Letter to the Haters cc: #Merica

Dear Fuck Face(s) of #Merica,

Please understand that this is form email being sent to you in response to your email inquiry this morning regarding Kitty’s posts (see below for the post).  Kitty is out dancing today.  She’s quite dance-y and really has no time for formalities or ignorance today.   

While Kitty's Sarcasm is set up for entertainment, from time to time there are posts that are not in a humor nature or in a form of a joke.  This morning’s post about September 11^th was not a joke, it was not in humor.  It was in a true honoring fashion and was about Kitty wanting to remind everyone to dance and to not let a horrific thing hold them back from happiness.  Remembering is important; it’s a given.  Moving on and not letting a cruel world stop you from celebrating this amazing country we live in - is just as important if you ask Kitty. 

With that said, today several emails came in complaining about the post.  Emails of threats to Kitty for being” ‘UnAmerican’ for making light of something that happened 10 years ago” (news flash, you cannot math what so ever!), calling Kitty a Communist, saying if they saw her in public they would hit her with their minivan, calling Kitty and Kitty’s Sarcasm the devil, and so on.  Your email falls into one or more of these email categories. 

It’s 2014 and life is okay for Kitty.  She wants you to know that while she practices her freedom of dance, it’s perfectly fine for you to express your rights to freedom of speech, however she would like you to know that you should expect to find the Karma Police at your door one day and the visit wont be dance-y.  This isn't Footloose.  We live in a country where we can dance and send asshole emails. However, if you think threatening Kitty with a mini-van is going to make an impact on the world or Kitty, you're mistaken.  Maybe one day she'll tell you about the time a real prick of fuck face tried to run her over in a much large size cargo van.  He didn't succeed and she didn't even rip her pantyhose. 

This email is getting off track here.  The point of this email is to let you know that we received your message and would like to invite you to go dance in traffic.

Kindly Go Fuck Yourself & Then Dance It Off,

Kitty’s Sarcasm Admin Team

POSTED 09/11/2014 at 4:30 AM on WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/KITTYSSARCASM:

“Today is September 11th. There will be lots of remembrance posts, people talking about the profound moment they saw on the news what happened to THE USA on this date and how it changed them forever. 

Instead of all of that, I am posting right now to acknowledging the victims and saying at the same time, let's just dance it out. Let's celebrate the good of today. The actual day we are in. Enjoy it and not let what happened stop us from dancing today. Keep dancing. 

For the haters who will say, you cannot dance what happened away...

I'm not about all of that b.s., I'm just sayin' I'm gonna dance instead of sitting in sadness. I'm gonna show acknowledgment through happiness and dancing. If you do not get the deeper point, go ahead and go sit and be miserable on your own. As for me, I'm dancing because I live in a place where I can!

*~Kitty~*”