YOU'VE GOTTEN THE HATE MAIL, YOU'VE GOTTEN THE FANS, YOU'VE GOTTEN THE KUDOS, YOU'VE GOTTEN THE REST. BUT TELL ME, DEAR. HAVE YOU GOTTEN RIGHT WITH WHO YOU'VE BECOME. FROM HERE IT LOOKS RATHER BLEAK FOR YOU. TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR, HONNEY. YOU'RE HEADED TO A DARK PLACE WHERE YOUR BITCHES AND MANOLPES CAN'T SAVE YOU OR HELP YOU. YOU'RE PROBABLY TAKING THEM WITH YOU ANYHOW. THINK ABOUT MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR OWN LIFE AND THEN IN OTHERS LIFES. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG AS THE MEMES SAY.
TERRI
Dear Terry,
There is a whole lot of CAPS LOCK to address in your email. I hope you do not mind that I save this for next week's Advice Wednesday post. I think it will really help me, help you...get your point across. If there is a valid point in there somewhere. I need to maybe read this email from you 10 more times to fully digest it. Problem with doing so is that I think my eyes are already bleeding. Wait! Wait one minutes here! Is the whole idea of your CAPS LOCK email to tell me on top of what you wrote that you're yelling it? Oh, if that is the case your email just became 100 times more enjoyable to read aloud. I will ask my Manalopes and Bitchachos (that's actually how you spell it) to read this out loud to them selves when they read this but make sure they really yell it! They will enjoy the hell out of it, I just have a feeling about that!!!
As for the content of your email...I just don't give a flying fuck about it....except the yelling out loud part while reading it and the random photos that I will add to this blog post that come to mind from it.
Thanks for loud LAUGH!
KITTY (I am yelling this!!)
P.S. The dark place you talk about...it's lovely here! Oh and by the way....your email is about as relevant to the world as planking is currently.
