V doesn't stand for Vigorous

I have to say that Kitty is in some sort of turmoil.  I mean let’s just start this blog with a, What The Fuck Is Going On Here!

This year has brought lots of changes.  Lots of changes were left in last year as well.  I posted on the page yesterday in a hypothetical way that I may or may not have been called The Devil this past week.  Well truth be told, it’s the truth.

Who, me?  The Devil?  You’re kidding me, right?  Do you know me? <- Pretty much my response (albeit in my head…but once I get that telepathy thing working, I am sure it will all work out).

Kitty started dating again this year.  And while it has killed me not blog about it, it really is something that I have tried to keep private.  Today I break the silence and have some stories to tell.  Are you ready?

For the next month there will be posts each week.  I have dated four guys this year, so it works out for an October theme! Haha!  Kitty’s Random Man-alope Adventures thus far of 2013.

All I can tell you now is the end of the story.  I am left with a, WHAT NOW question mark on my forehead.  With that said… I will tell about the #5 guy who I rationalize as not dating because nothing happened I left knowing him with more stale confusion than I had thought possible. 

Are you ready?  We will call him V.  

I met a man this year, younger, attractive in an oddly brilliant beyond his age and bizarre way.  Long story short, he was a virgin and wanted yours truly to take him flower and pluck each petal from it.  Obviously, I was shocked and had to high tale it out of that situation quickly.  Kitty is not about training, teaching or molding men.  If I have learned anything in the past 30+ years it’s that Kitty is not good at it and most importantly, Kitty aint got no time for that!   Needless to say, I still have a puppy dog following me around and I am pretty damn close to calling the pound.

While the above tale is true and the names have been changed to protect the innocent, it is pretty damn boring.  So where do we go now?? Haha  Up, I tell ya! Up! Right fuckin up in the sky and each week in October you will hear some good shit.  Some shit that while I was in it, I may not have seen the humor, but now…oh yah…now I see it.

So here come the posts.  Advice Wednesday will be on hiatus until some of you Manalopes and Bitchachos come up with something again.  A full year of Advice posts either on the blog or on the page's wall and you all must either be cured or are tired of hearing me answer your requests for advice with, What the fuck are you thinking. haha

Smoochie!