Attention: @hole parents

It's Rant Day! 

Listen up and Listen well...

With Summer being here...it's fuckin' HOT outside. I 

have seen at least two reports this week of small 

children being left in cars alone.

Attention Parents & All People who have small 

children in their life:

I do not buy that you are forgetting your kids in the 

car. Who in the fuck forgets their kids? Home Alone 

was a fictional movie franchise not something 

normal.

Now I see that Walmart is going to carry a devise to remind people their kids are in the car...
WHAT?

Don't be a fuckin' asshole...take care of our children. Don't blame your lazy and irresponsible decisions to leave your kid in the car while you go buy a pack of smokes or run to grab a gallon of Grey Goose for yourself on "forgetting your kid in the car'! NO! You didn't forget. You're just an asshole.

If someone actually did forget, that child needs to be removed from that person's care. Our children need more care and concern than that.

Rant almost over...

One last thing...If I run into this situation...I am saving your kid and then beating your ass with what ever item you went to purchase while leaving the kiddo(S) in the car.

Rant Over,

Kitty

Hot Summer

It's Summer in Seattle.  Like freakin' scortchin' Summer here.  We are not used to so many days in the upper 80's and 90's like this.  Don't get me wrong...I aint complainin'!  I just wish I had known we'd have a Summer like this in April when I bought a ton of new clothes that turns out are not for the Summer! lol  So the world (mainly my co-workers and loved ones) will have to deal with seeing me in the same outfits over and over.  Maybe even back to back to back days.

I am sure I had a point to all of this....oh yah.....it's Summer!  Aint no time for the Fashion Police!!



In other news, The Kitten is moody, I am fat, and our cat is lazy. I suppose other than the weather it's a typical Summer here!

Today I received an Advice Wednesday message from a fan.  Are you ready to help?



Dear Kitty's,
My supervisor of 4 years has asked me to attend a wedding with him.  I have no idea why he would ask me and feel weird either way.  What would Kitty do?
Thank you,
Kimberly

Dear Kimbo-

First things first.  Did you find out if it's an open bar????

I need to know that before answering this letter!


Smoochie!

Kitty