Liar Face Fat Mouth

I met a woman that I really like.  We are getting serious.  I have a criminal background from 15 years ago.  I am afraid if I tell her she will stop seeing me.  My buddy tells me the past is the past and leave it there.  My sister tells me to be upfront.  I really like this woman.  What should I do?

Mr. Demeanor

Dear Mr. Demeanor –

What the fuck is wrong with you?  Either you are a complete asshat and are trying to piss me off or you don’t really read my page.  Being that I am ending a relationship due to the fact that my ex was a compulsive liar ~~~ I am going to go with, Tell The Truth.  You have already lied by withholding the truth.  Tell her now and pray she forgives your sorry ass. Fuck, I really would like to punch you in the face for thinking that hiding information is appropriate adult behavior.  This is a major detail she deserves to know.

Kitty

Dear Mr. Demeanor –

It’s a 50-50 chance here.  You are fucked either way.

Norm

Dear Mr. Demeanor –

Tell her now.  If you wait and tell her later she will be so pissed off and it will completely destroy your relationship.

Beulah