Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Online hussy

Dear Kitty -

I have been single for about 5 years now.  I have been using an online dating service.  I have been on several  dates.  Mostly turning into dinner or some activity and then sex.  I know that I shouldnt be having so much sex.  It just goes so well and then I have needs you know.   I have never acted this way.  I am almost 40 years old now.  I have spoken to my best friend and she thinks I am being stupid.  How am I supposed to know if they guy is truly interested?

New Hussie

Dear Whore -

I have no idea what you are trying to truly get from me.  I will go with my gut on this and assume you are wanting validation to sleep around.  Guess what, that is your choice.  If you are almost 40 years old and do not have it figured out, I have no idea how to help you.  Here are my words of wisdom:

~*If you act like a whore, you are treated like a whore.*~

~*If you give away the Cat, there is no reason for anyone to come back and visit your Cat.*~

~*Do Not Expect to be treated with respect if you do not treat yourself with respect.*~

That about covers it.  I hope you are using protection and for LIFE's sake do not have kids.  Do what you want, but don't complain when they never call you back.  Stop being desperate.  Get a Fuck buddy and only sleep with them.  You can date then and see who is out there.  IDK what to tell you, I wish you would stop complaining...because that is all your email sounds like.

Kitty



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