Give me the pills and no one gets HURT

I am feeling like a floating fairy panda.  The Vicodin has kicked in full force and my broken big toe is not killing me.  A broken toe isn’t so bad, but when you break it 36 hours after having foot surgery because you slipped in some mud and slid like a ballerina on ice – you know some sorta fucked up ice-charades or capades or whatever you call it….just imagine Kitty sliding in mud on flip flops in her bandaged toes and KA-BOOM she hits the ground in slow motion and is covered in mud.  

So today I was a mess more than yesterday.  Finally broke down and picked up meds from pharmacy.  

Here is a conversation I had via msgr with the Queen Bitch from DMO today while trying to get my drugs...:

Kitty: what a shit show. so irritating. I am laughing about it now but the new wrong pharmacy says my bday isn't my bday so my insurance isn't working. I looked at her and said look u wanna see my id too. I know my bday. my toe is killing me I just stood in line for 30 mins at my pharmacy to find out it is actually at this one and waited 15 mins for u to tell me I don't know my bday or insurance all of a sudden forgot it???? she said well you can call them yourself if you want. I said no and asked what it was without insurance. She said 12.60$ . So you are stressing me over 13 bucks lady? just give it to me! she says u have to pay... Duh lady. Fucking retards. So I saw a sign as we walked out by a Xmas tree asking about a new pharmacy made the kitten pose and we hustled over to the grocery store because I forgot to order laundry soap and then found james bond to amuse me. Home now.... not doing anything else. the world can fuck right off.

Kitty: I am laughing btw. All is good.

TBQ: not for long! yer gonna kill me! i just posted our conversation to dmo wall..yer gonna leave me and take the kids and goldfish now right? i'm just watching 'UP!' the cartoon, i am so in love with this movie man! i am crying with laughter! i'll be back at commercials to check yer vitals and make sure you haven't died yet! xoxoxo

Long

 Long story short this minor lil procedure on my feet is seriously fucked on so many levels.  However, now that I am wonderfully numb and high on the vic….who cares!  Just cut the fuckers off and let me become the old lady that is always taking her shoes off to show everyone her lil piggies that she has named, Nub 1-10! 

“Get a load of my NUBS!”

If you don’t follow what I am saying no worries. Most don’t when I am sober.  And now that I am not….you’re doomed for sure.  I sure hope TBQ makes my toe caskets in hot pink and black.