Kitty's Sarcasm: Don't let the door hit ya in the ASS, 2012

A YEAR I HAVE VERY FEW WORDS FOR REALLY....

Music explains more...although it's a blog so here are some words too....along with music and a list...wouldn't be a good blog without me taking a list and numbering that shit!

The butterfly counts not months but moments,

and has time enough.

~Rabindranath Tagore

2012 is coming to an end and 2013 is coming to a start. What a fucking year over here in Kitty’s Sarcasm- land. I mean a year of insane shit. Some of you know what I am talking about, some of you know a lil bit and some of you are new….so…

I started this Kitty’s Sarcasm page back in November 2011, just had my close girlfriends on it. Then in February of this year with the separation from the Husbandship and all that (I took a lil break for month)….then….
March rolled around this year and I thought, why the hell not grow this page a lil and see what happens, I had gotten a few friends of friends that liked the page and why not….
By April I had 200 fans and so on…

Here we are December 31, 2012 and slowly we grew from 36 Manalopes & Bitchachos to 1800+ of pure awesomeness! There have been some assholes banned but man…they sure did entertain and give us something to vent about, didn't they???!!! I will never forget the gal who thought I was immoral (wait, which one!), the guy who says his last name was bible and crazies I got to know who ended up not being anything but one person with lots of time on their hands and multiple accounts made up! Haha Oh the fun and lessons learned!

There are pages that grow to our size in a month or week, but for us…it took a good 9 months and I have to say I wouldn't change it for a thing. KS brought me something to focus on while dealing with a separation and then sadly a divorce set in motion over the summer. The big D finally finished up in the Fall. Then between Fall and Winter I decided to get myself around the H-ship again, thinking we could focus on friendship and really take a look into why we always seem to fail when together. What I hadn’t planned on came to me in loads & loads, CLOSURE.

Who knew. Any regret I may have had was slowly (yet quickly) washed away. I learned a whole lot this year about myself and people in general. Instead of rambling on like a mad woman, I am going to list the shit out. There is still time if you have a lesson to learn…so read this and make sure you learned something valuable this year. If you didn't you may want to rethink your time on Facebook and the Internet.

Some lessons you have to learn over and over. Sometimes the first time wasn't enough, or the second, third …sometimes you gotta just keep at that shit!
No matter how much you do for someone there is a chance they will not only shit on you, they will also continue to act like they aren't shitting on you while they do.
The friend who fucks up over and over and then plays dumb about it, is actually not your friend at all, this year I learned what a true “frenemy” was.
I can light a fire in my fireplace and not set off the smoke alarm!
I am not responsible for you or your actions.
I wont tolerate a liar in my personal life. Professionally, there isn’t much I can do, but at home…no thank you!
Religious people piss me off. No one cares to hear about how many Sundays you went to church, no one cares how blessed you are right after listening to you call your child a selfish asshole. I learned that people who talk about it over and over are usually the ones trying to convince themselves that they are good.
Watching wrestling with the Kitten has been awesome! Seeing her enjoy something like that just makes my heart happy!! Oh and Rowdy Roddy Piper follows Kitty’s Sarcasm on Twitter. Yah, all cause the Kitten one day said, you should do twitter too! lol A commercial thing for WWE and yah…here we are….all of our posts on FB go to Twitland and things are good. I learned that it’s fun to be a kid again. I had forgotten that over the past year or two before. Had been focusing on grown up shit…yah…that shit is BORING! MORE KID FUN = BETTER LIFE!
Through the dark comes the sparkle. Thank you to the faithful Manalopes & Bitchachos who have been with me since Spring time. It was a dark time in my life, learning to live again…I learned that complete strangers sometimes are better friends than the people who are in your everyday life and just too busy to check in on you or have a minute for anyone other than themselves.
I am “that friend" that is constantly calling and checking in with people (when I say constant I mean, I am the caller-the person reaching out 99% of the time)in my life. I also came to a realization that I am tired of making sure everyone is okay. Call me selfish, but in 2013, I am going to worry about me and the Kitten. The rest can eat tomatoes. It’s not my job to make people happy. It’s my job to raise a wonderful human and make the world a better place…that is it. I am over being the person everyone calls when they need something rather than just to say hello to. Not everyone in my life does this apply to, but a majority it does. A true friend is that, true. I think I know who the true are. We will see. Leaving many people in the dust of 2012 and I am okay with that.
Even with nothing, in the depths of despair and ruin…you can survive and rise up. Choose your attitude and deal with the turmoil one thing at a time. Sparkle, Think Positive and Let PINK take over! (I aint jokin’ here!)
There isn't anything that can be handed over to me – positive or negative – that I cannot “HANDLE”! I got it.
I may trip sometimes; I may fumble sometimes… but mostly… the most important reminder of 2012…. With the right attitude I can conquer EVERYTHING! I got this! Shooooot!

I leave it like that. Thirteen things I learned, relearned or had a refresher on. One thing I take away from 2012 is that I can love, I can trust, I can give….and even when disappointed by others, I can continue to do these things without too much bitterness trailing alongside me.

PMA! Super important! POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!

Oh and one last thing….

I want to try and live each day like it’s December! You know… like the Holidays are here with me all the time.
Smell stuff, listen to stuff, sing more, dance more,laugh more….LIVE!

Instead of 12 months of 2013, I plan to have one long DECEMBER! I sure hope I can remember each day! Maybe a sign posted in the bathroom mirror will be needed, either way…it’s happening!

SWEET BABY PINK BEAR COMIN' FOR 2013!

“Well, I must endure the presence of a few caterpillars if
I wish to become acquainted with the butterflies.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

So there it is! Nothing Sarcastic or funny…just a lil blog about the year ending and a new year beginning. Taking over with Sparkles and PINK as usual but with more purpose than before.... I hope you can hear what it is that is not being said here....it's the most important!

“Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life
span is a mere five to fourteen days.”
― Ellen DeGeneres,