I sent her the world’s
worst tweet (seriously - the tweet made no fucking sense at all and was
all kinds of dumb - she may block me for being an idiot and assume I am a 12
year old stalker rather than the 34 year old crazy Kitty - either way, I think she may be frightened by me already) after listening to
her get interviewed on WWD by @MartyDeRosa (only took me a week to finish the podcast
because I am surrounded by assholes that expect me to participate in
LIFE).
For all the new Bitchachos and Manalopes to twitter and to our fb page... if you tweet follow me/us {saying “us”
because from time to time I have help, not just the voices within, on our fb page and you should follow Marty and Katie} on twitter @KittysSarcasm . Everything I post here goes straight to the
twitter feed plus much more having to do with just me and whomever I am
currently obsessed with.
Back on track…Kat!! The
only thing about this current pretend love affair with Katie is that she is 24,
doesn't want kids and she lives in Chicago so it isn't a love connection.
We were so close to making it
happen...oh well.
Maybe she will make it to Seattle one day and I can see her
live at least at a show. I am thinking
she is the kind of girl who would dig my idea of bolting (or for PETA’s sake …
Safely Strapping) guns, lazer beams and bazookas to animals before sending them
out to battle zombies...maybe not (if not, it’s ok…she can’t be perfect). I should just be blogging...ok...taking my
love elsewhere for the moment.
Smoochie! *~Kitty~* PS: MY ADHD took me to youtube before I posted
this so here is something from that lil gal pal of mine. Show her love. She is here on Facebook under, Yell You Better. Same for Youtube: Yell You Better.
Ok, so here it is, the above was
going to be a plain fb post...but nah that didn't fuckin happen. I just turned this post into a blog, why the
fuck not…my ADHD is slightly off today due to the fact that I just realized I hadn't taken my meds!
Woah, here you are, here I am…if you are still reading…just
do me a favor and ask yourself….are you excited for what comes next, like the
kind of excited that sprouts inspiration or thoughts of an instant dance
party? Or are you bored out of your gourd?
I thought about painting or carving a
gourd this year instead of a pumpkin…I chickened out feeling creepered out at the ugly vege starring
at me. IF YOU ARE BORED, just close this baby up and
be on your way…maybe you could write a letter to me and let me know what it is
you hated. All my Manalopes and
Bitchachos know how much I love the hater fan mail!
Give it to me!
Ok, so what was I blogging about?
Ahhhh...yes...
It’s amazing how one thing leads you to another thing and
really I could connect the dots all the way back to my youth but that story is
seriously for another day. I will talk
about that at some point. I am just not
feelin it now. Long story short, my
youth should be a lifetime movie and I may just in-fact sell the rights one day
when they give me the entrance ticket to the white padded room with a FREE
bonus hug me jacket! I often wonder who
I would have play me? I can’t think of
anyone currently famous….so thank God I have, Kitten…I will just groom her to
take the roll. Then they can make a
sequel when she is grown about how her life was being groomed for a movie role
playing her mother…wow, I need to think this out… Dollar Signs flashing in my retinas.
Yeah-Yeah.
OK…so back to Katie
and the podcast question…
I listen to a podcast called Wrestling With Depression
(WWD). You may think to yourself, it must
be all about wrestling…because you see
the posts of a Zombie CM Punk or the mentions of Kitten and I watching PPV
wrestling shows and our rituals of watching it during the week. Or the fact that we just went to our first
show.
You Are Wrong. ß I love saying that.
Imagine me saying it in a judgemental and not making you feel better Dr.
Phil way.
The dude who hosts the show is an avid wrestling fan but the
show is about other stuff. I am just not
fucking doing it justice here…
Bottom Line à
It kicks ass and talks about the issues people today face with depression, mental
illness, anxiety, social situations and on and on. I am sure you are saying in your head, why the frick would I want to listen to
that depressing shit…well here is why…Mary DeRosa is the host, he is a Chicago
comedian who just kicks ass on the mic and has had struggles with depression (I
have to get credit to Kitten who made me pick my favorite wrestler this year
sometime in March, but doing that she said oh good now use your twitter and keep me updated….anyways…I found Marty
through that all –tracking with me
still???). Ok, back to Marty - he
interviews all sorts of characters and it is just plain brilliant. Anywhoooo…that is how I came to learn about
Katie McVay. She was on the show earlier
this month. Admittedly, I also have a
crush on Marty…he knows it, or in my head he knows it, regardless if I believe
it it is true (I read that on the internet so you know it’s the haps). I wonder if he and Katie fight over me in
their comings and goings….hmmm…conversations take place like:
Katie: That
Kitty sent me the oddest tweet today, who the hell is Kitty and why are you
following her, Marty?
Marty: Who?
Katie: Who the
fuck cares…maybe she will write in to Yell You Better and I can yell at her…
Marty: Are you talking about the chic from that
band? Oh wait..the chic that I need to get a restraining order from before I am
in WA next month…thanks for the reminder…
Katie: Why the
fuck are we talking about this… yah… um… so… yah… um… so… yah… um… so… yah… um…
so… yah… um… so…
Wait, where am I?
I am off track, thank, God I am used to it here! At some point you probably started noticing all the typos and non-words thrown around...GET OVER IT!
I am off track, thank, God I am used to it here! At some point you probably started noticing all the typos and non-words thrown around...GET OVER IT!
Here is what I want to know… do my Manalopes and Bitchachos listen
to podcasts and what they are/about.
I want my single & dating and not so dating Manalopes
& Bitchachos to listen to WWD’s episode with Katie and give it a shot. It’s about an hour and twenty minutes. Listen in traffic – where ever - I mean there
has to be a safe median with wifi, right?
Or safer would be to do it in some form of transportation, get some
metal around you! My only disclaimer
would be: if you attempt to do it while
working or at work it may be a week or more long event of 5-10 minutes here and
there ßBUT TOTALLY WORTH
IT.
Now I feel like I am losing my mojo and feeling like I am
just sucking at selling this…
So just fuckin think to yourself…actually …NO…don’t think!
Say out loud the following….
“I
WILL GIVE IT A GO AND LISTEN FOR 38 minutes before I make a decision”.
I am thinking about all the topics I could cover here right
now but I would rather just post some videos and have you check Marty and Katie
out.
Do IT!
After you listen to the podcast-message me. I want to talk about the part with the umbrellas. One of the best ADVICE WEDNESDAYS we have had here, I posted a letter we got about online dating.
After you listen to the podcast-message me. I want to talk about the part with the umbrellas. One of the best ADVICE WEDNESDAYS we have had here, I posted a letter we got about online dating.
Since I have brought up online dating…thank you for the
messages encouraging me to get out there and date and explore the world but
here is the thing….
I don’t think I am ready.
I am so afraid to get hooked on the love potion again that I am
handicapping myself on purpose. Blaze,
who is a former admin of our fb page has posted before the video shorts of “Kit”
from Failure to Launch. It’s true, I am nuts.
She is correct and not the first person to tell me that the character is
sooo like me! She also has posted about
my Elizabeth Taylor status…yes in a way true too…I think I just love weddings…ya
know. The dress, the cake, the music…next
time I consider getting serious with anyone – someone in my life needs to throw
me a freakin party instead! This last
divorce cost me a pretty penny emotionally and financially… A party and some
therapy would have been much cheaper! I
need to work on relationships with people who do not fall in love with me in 10
minutes and on the part of me that isn't in love with being in love.
I blame Barbie. I had a shit ton of them as a kid…I would
have weddings and love stories. How
come no one told me that fairy tales aren't real? And on that note I think Ken is to fucking
blame too. I swear his plastic body
brainwashed me into be attracted to dudes who can’t take care of
themselves. The anatomy alone on a Ken
doll explains a whole fucking lot now that I think about it. Thanks, Matel and everyone fucking else who
let me day dream about Barbie weddings and perfect people! Where the hell is the Disney movie about the
weird girl who changes her mind a lot and is horrible with relationships? Hmmm?
Tell me? If I wasn't so freakin
broke from getting divorced I would produce each one of those princess movies
all over again with real endings.
Tangent…oops! Where am I?
Ah, yeaaahhh… I am here eating a chicken fajita burrito bowl
from, Chipotle …scrump …and writing a fb post turned blog because I finally
finished the WWD podcast and got all twitter pated over people I don’t
know and will probably never meet…
Are you sure you should be reading this blog
still? I mean… Why are we doing this right now?
This bowl is so delicious – you need to have one pronto!
Here is something to think about…but wait…before that…does
anyone know how to clean a laptop’s key board that needs more help than a can
of air?
Where was I?
Oh yah…back to “Here is something to think about…”:
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