DONT HAVE A COW MAN

Dear Kitty,

Your post today which pictured Bart from the television show, The Simpsons, writing on a chalk board, MIT ROMNEY IS A FU#*@NG LIAR, had to be the most distasteful post ever posted on your page.  I have been a fan for several months thought you had one of the more tasteful pages out there with humor and sarcastic nature.  I can handle the cursing and weird posts sometimes, but calling Mit a liar?  Do you know anything about Mitt?  Our country is in diar straights.  The only thing that will fix it will be getting the current President out of office and having Mit fix our country.  I have clicked unlike on your page and will no longer be following your posts.  I wanted to send you a message to let you know why and am hoping you will rethink being hateful in the future.  Not everyone wants to know your political views.  If you want to keep readers think about that.

God Bless America,

Kristine

Dear Kristine (or as I refer to you) Sheep Woman,

My ADHD has me all kinds of everywhere right now!  I am trying to figure out where to start with you and your letter.  Today I was given advice about a business letter I was writing and it was suggested I make it less wordy and use bullet points.  I am going to go that route so that I do not spontaneously blow the fuck up or end up writing a novel.  
Here it is:

• Mitt Romney is spelled incorrectly.  If you are going to stand behind a candidate learn to spell their name.
• Think twice before asking someone if they know about something that you, yourself cannot spell and most likely have only heard about from what others have told you - rather than through fact finding for yourself.  #SHEEP
• FUCK YOU and Get a Sense of HUMOR
• The post didn't say, FU#*@NG, it said: FUCKING
• You are correct that not everyone wants to know my political views.  I want to remind you or inform you that no one here on KS truly knows what my personal views are.  I post things to evoke reaction, humor, FUN! Even if it is poking fun at something I dont believe in.  
• I want to only keep readers with a sense of humor.  I am glad you left.
• Get a sense of HUMOR and FUCK YOU  
• I am not Bart Simpson.  I am Kitty.  The post was of a smart-ass cartoon character- you do realize Bart is not real, RIGHT???
• DIAR STRAIGHTS?  <--what does that mean?  Are you talking about, Dire Straits the band?  Money for nothing and the chics for free?  Now that might be something we can agree on...I want my money for nothing and my chics for free!
• I WANT MY MTV and while I am having it, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
• I am blessed already, if you have seen posts with photos of me you will see that this lady is blessed with not only with the gift of sarcasm, brains and personality but I am HOT HOT HOT.  I think you might want to start praying for your own blessings, I saw your profile pic and Facebook page!
• As for the most distasteful post you have seen, woah!  Hold on!  You jumped ship way too soon!  It's not even Celebrate We Killed the Natives Day!  Something tells me that you will still be creepin' on the page!!  See you around Thanksgiving! 

There you have it, Kristine.  My bullet points to answer your message.  I appreciate your feed back and anytime you want me to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF, feel free to write in again!

While I may have typos and grammar issues in my response  the one four letter word I support I can spell.  I am sure you have not learned a lesson here, enjoy the pasture, Sheep!

I will leave it to the Manalopes and Bitchachos to pipe in or add anything if I am missing something!

*~*Kitty*~*