Seriously?

Betty Boop and Kitty Sarcastic -

I had sex and found out I have an std.  I don’t know if I got it from the guy I was just with or had it from before. 

I am afraid if I ask the guy he will blame me.

What do I do?

Freaking Out

Dear Freaking Out -

Are you an idiot?  You have bigger things to worry about rather than pride.  If it's HIV or the Herp...it's forever...don't be a douche.  Tell everyone you know you have slept with since your last STD test prior to finding out this information.  I cannot even really make fun or be sarcastic about this.  I hope this is you just being a douche and making up a story to get posted.  If not, get your head out of your ass and do the right thing.  People's lives are at stake.

*~*~Kitty*~*~

Dear Freaking Out -

Who cares where you got it....you'd better start making a list  of everyone you've been with so they are aware of the STD regardless.  Pull up your big girl panties and take the first step.

Beulah (Guest writer of the week filling in for Betty Boop)

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