Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Girl you got me Trippin'

Dear Kitty -


Today was one of those days for me.  It seems like every-time one thing goes wrong, 12 things go wrong.  Iw don't even know where to start.  I need advice and have not a clew where to start.


"Tammy"

Dear Tammy -


Thank goodness you came to me.  I am certain where to start.  It's one of those step, 1 2 3, type things.  Listen up:


1. Spell Check figure it out.
2. You are negative, when you are negative you attract negative things.
3. No one cares.  If you are going to be vague, no one cares.


Problems Solved.  You are so very welcome.


Now onto the most important thing...Your "name".
All I can and could think about while reading your email today was, "why in the hell did this bitchacho pick, "Tammy"?  I do not hate the name, but it is puzzling.  So as I close my computer to finish this post...


I say, thank you, "Tammy" for making me obsessionally ponder your name and -mf- you along the way...I already tripped over thick air thinking this through...


Kitty









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