Dumby

My wife is jealous of your page.  She told me I am having an emotion affair with your page on Facebook.

How can I help her understand that I not cheating on Facebook pages?

DumbDude

Oh yaaah -  I did once cheat when I met someone on Facebook but it was 4 years ago.  My wife needs to get by this.


Dear DumbDude -

Yes, I changed your name for you, because calling you Chuck made no fucking sense at all.  "Yes, Dear" works well.   When I first read what you wrote before you signed off I thought now here is something to think about...then I got to your "P.S." of sorts and you answered your own fucking question.  You are a cheater.  You should be so lucky that your wife didn't leave you or throw your shit in a pile and burn it.  Get off of Facebook and get off of my page...take your douche cheating friends with you too, if you have any.  I have no tolerance to for weak men.  If you hate your life and want to cheat, be a man and just leave first.  Why do people think they are smart enough to never get caught?  Don't answer that.  I am talking here.  And further more ... don't even think about dragging myself or my writers into your drama filled life by alleging your wife is jealous of my page here.  The fact is she just doesn't trust YOU!  I bet she doesn't even like you.  

Now Bugger off.

~*~*~*~Kitty~*~*~*~

Dear DumbDude -

You obviously are narcissistic ass. Maybe if you spent half the time with her as you do with the internet you may get her respect.
- Buelah (Guest Writer for the week)

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