Bad Mammajamma

Today I made a post on the KS page that I was getting divorced.  Received tons of emails and messages.  Thank you.  So many people are concerned or didn’t know I was going through this.  I figure why not address all the questions and messages, etc. right here in our KS Blog.

     1.       Yes, I am divorced and yes I am prepared for what God has in store for me.  He was literally sitting in front of me in court and we mind melted with one another.  We have an action plan in place so there is no worry or need to be concerned about my soul, my ex, kid, dogs, monkeys, chickens or the illegal maid I keep in the basement (she prefers the basement, more space, geez!)

2.       I am not mad nor was there a fight.  There were bad feelings earlier in the year but they have been worked through on my side and while I cannot speak for the ex, I believe his as well.  Things are A-O-K!  No rush to bedazzle guns, swords or armored trucks.

     3.   Court went well.  Actually kind of a shit show watching all of the others getting in front of the judge.  Made me realize how grateful I am that the ex and I are not fighting like rabid frogs.  On that note,  I am pretty sure I saw Gilligan there as well, he was getting divorced from the Skipper I am thinking…

Skipper didn’t show up to court and I think may have been on the lamb for some drug charges and a pending criminal case over some stolen seat belts from the Winnebago dealer in Clark County.

4.       Parking sucked and I had to park about a quarter mile from the court house, my foot is bleeding again….so for the three people who asked about my foot too…there you have it.  I am going to rest all weekend and hope the next 2.5 days are enough to nurse it back to where it was.  IF not maybe the bedazzled knife can be put on a rush order?

    5.    This is a good thing.  No, the ex and I are not going clubbing and popping bottles of Bud Light on my birthday nor are we planning to attend the Senior Bingo Night at the Fall City Grange, but… we are good and it is over.  Book closed, the end.  Call me Bad Mammajamma or what you will.

6.       Thank you all for your messages.  Even the two concerned for my soul and my after - life.   I do want to remind you all that I am a Kat.  I have like three more lives left.  Maybe four, but going with three to be on the safe side.  The first 5 or 6 were nuts.  I am older now and plan to relax a bit and enjoy these last few!

7.       To my asshole friend who brought up my Elizabeth Taylor status…I LOVE YOUR GUTS, FUCKER!

I hope these 7 responses answer all your questions and concerns for me.  Life is FANTABULOUS! 

Now go get me those out and about pics of you and the people around you in the world for my album!

*~*~Kitty~*~*