You Got Dumped & It's Your Own Damn Fault

In a little word play confusion this weekend, The Kitten confused the title of the Movie, How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days with, How To Lose Ten Guys In One Day.  It made me think.  

I mean really think.  I pondered the shit out of that newly given movie title for at least 30 seconds.  It then came to me, like a vision of splendor and bad bar lighting.  

Why not blog about this?  


I mean the art of losing ten guys in one day seems way more legit of an idea to explore than losing just one with a whole ten days to do it!  

Are you with me?  

In my search for all of the greatest ideas and stories of how everyone of my Bitchachos was dumped for something that was blatantly their own damn fault....here we go!  I will be asking my Bitchachos over the next ten days to help me with this blog coming soon!  Send in your stories to me!  I will leave your anonymous or use your name, it's all up to you!  I want to come up with a top ten list!!  So get on this!  

And since I just thought more about this...I want to include the Manalopes!  You do the same!  Give me your best, you got dumped and it's your own damn fault story.

Here we go!  I will even share mine.  And trust me, I have at least 4 of my stories to share!! 

Let the story telling begin!!  We have ten days!!