Kitty's State of the Union: Manalopes & Bitchachos Unite

Kitty's State of the Union Address:

(please listen to below video while reading this address for full effect)

Hello my fellow Manalopes & Bitchachos

More vodka, more wine, more marijuana sales to bring the country into the black and out of the red, more vodka, more wine, more fun. I want to make sure when this is in process we are all chanting, YES!, YES!, YES!!

As for bringing the parties together, my recommendation to both parties is to just go 50/50 on the DJ this year! It makes more economic sense.
As for the auto industry, all we need are segways, trains and planes. None of you sick drunk and high bastards should be driving big ass cars running into shit!!

Gender equality is a topic I am expected to cover! Let's just be honest. We all know that the Bitchachos are in charge and it is just how shit is gonna be. It's called, "Yes, Dear" economics!

Healthcare is fixed my people. Vodka and Joints fix 60% of all that will ill at ya! The rest we will rely on our friends from other pages to help us with. It's called PPPHR. (Puff Puff Pass Healthcare Reform)

You ask me about jobs and growth for our people? I suggest the legalization of marijuana in all states! Think of all the farming positions that will open up to the honest citizens!! It's just smart thinking!!

As for education? Think of the critical thinking skills mary jane will bring to our youth? Some deep conversations and shit will take place and get us to the next level of thought and farming.

Let me tell you about Kitty. She is the mother of one. Single as a pringle and living modestly in Seattle. She pays taxes and drinks vodka. Have you seen her face? This dream and plan laid out here in this address is why she is smilin'! I ask you to join her in her drunken joy and get into the groove!! Get this happenin' for all of the Bitchachos and Manalopes of the USA!

"Say, Yes. Put on some lipstick and pour a stiff drink!"

You're Welcome.

That's all.

Kitty for Prez!!