Kitty’s Random Man-alope Adventures thus far of 2013: Military Ken

And for another installment of..... Kitty’s Random Man-alope Adventures thus far of 2013.

Are you ready to hear about Military Ken?   Okay, so just so that we are clear…he wasn’t a Barbie, but by the end of it, he sure was acting like a lil Barbie Doll Bitch…again not to be confused with a Bitchacho!

So I met the lovely MK last Spring.  Smokin’ hot, smart and just overall seemed cool.  I was honest I wasn’t looking for a relationship.  He said no problem.  We hung as friends for a while, then something flipped in his head like a switch to a flame thrower or possibly flipping the switch to an electric chair.  It went from cool to weird fast.  He offered up a nice ultimatum by late Spring.  “Kitty, shape up or ship out!” <- okay, he didn’t say that, but he did say the following…

”Either start acting like a girlfriend and pay attention to me or I am gone.”  OKAY! So you see my dilemma when in my head I am thinking, why would I act like a girlfriend when I am not a girlfriend?!?!?! 

It’s typical with me.  I say, I have no time, I have nothing to give, I do not want a relationship, but we can be friends….but trust this…if Military Ken had my undivided attention he woulda known it.  I would have been available when he needed me to be the best I could.  Reality is… as hot as he was… he didn’t stimulate my brain.  Cant we just smile, laugh, have fun and let things naturally progress?? Sweet Nectar of Bullshit!!!!

He didn't

make me laugh.  That’s super important.  I mean come on…I laugh at Ecards and posts about unicorn poop!  It’s not frickin hard to entertain me.

So there is another story for the Books of 2013 and dating with Kitty.  I left that lil fiasco with more feelings for my vibrator than his perfectly placed face. 

I shoulda known when dude didn’t have a tattoo on his body he was wrong for me! Lol

He decided when it was said and done…because I said it and it was done….I mean he gave me the ultimatum…

I said, sounds like you made up your mind that you were gonna change me rather than just ask me if my feelings or thoughts, desires have changed…so bugger the fuck off with thinking you will sucker me into a relationship with that bullshit.

He took to my facebook wall where my Mama could see and tore me up ever so 13 year old girl like…it was precious. 

Note to self:  That was totally not worth it, but what evs.  I need vodka and Mexican stat!

*~*~Smoochie~*~*

PS: I aint spell or grammar checkin' this bitch..so get over it! xo