ADVICE WEDNESDAY JULY 31 2013

                                                      Dear Kitty,

 I cannot get my boyfriend to clean up after himself.  He is 

always complaining he is tired after work and then states on the

weekends is his time to rest.  I work 45 plus hours a week and 

he works the same.  Why must I work just as hard and clean       and cook?

Tired Betty Crocker

Dear Betty Crocker,

First of all don't marry the guy thinking it will change and lastly,either deal with it or trade in the lazy s.o.b. for a newer model that is willing to carry half the load of the relationship.  Maybe give him a sneak peak or peek (if you get my drift) of what life will be like with or without him participating.

That is all I got!  Don't be a sucker!  Weigh your options, pros and cons, and get to a plan - what ever that may be.

Good Luck,

                           Kitty

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Dear Kitty, 

Your not as funny as you think. A few fans an you think you are famous or something. Your head has gottin a bit big for your pantys. Get with reality and realise you are just the same nobody as everyone else. 

Douche Hat

(*~*They didn't give me a sign off name, so I dub the, Douche Hat*~* - Kitty)

Dear Douche Hat,

Take your medicine and while you're at it, take some 

grammar classes.

Love,

Kitty

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Dear Kitty’s Sarcasm,

I have a co worker who is extremely insensitive to others. She is always eating everyone’s food in the community kitchen, asking for things to be picked up for her when someone goes out and then never paying anyone back. At this point I have stopped

picking up things for her and have written my name on all of my food. She really is just an asshole. How do I say in a polite and kind way that gets the point across that she needs to buy her own fucking shit?
Fed Up At Work

Dear FUAW,

There is no way to say it nicely.  Just say, "NO" when 

asked for favors and when you catch her red handed, 

call her out on it.  Eventually she will either stop or 

you will have to start putting hot peppers in your

or may I suggest pot brownies.  :)

I once had a co-worker that I offered to share some

things with for lunch one day and they took it as 

green light for eating all and what ever was mine 

anytime.  Pissed me off.  They also had an issue with

cleaning up after them self.  How did I over come 

that issue?  Well, I called them out.  I called them out

publicly and they never did it again.

Good Luck,

Kitty

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TO SUM UP THIS WEEK'S ADVICE WEDNESDAY

EMAILS:

YOU ALL NEED TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIVES 

AND IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 

BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE YOU NEED TO 

GET SOME HELP AT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY 

COLLEGE!  HERE IS A SONG TO SET YOU ALL 

OFF IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION FOR THE REST

OF THE WEEK!  YOU'RE WELCOME.